That night you remember that you are drunk, and very so, because it has now been Saturday for four hours. So you drink a lot of water. Nevertheless when you get up on even-more-Saturday morning, you have a headache and not a lot of motivation. I prescribe:
1) Lots of water, and no caffeine - coffee and tea are diuretics and will make you more dehydrated.
2) Fizzy-good-make-feel-nice (alka-selzer) or paracetemol, for the immediate problem.
3) Hangover omelette. You Will Need:
a splash of milk
leftover potatoes (or something)
sharp knife and board
ketchup, to serve if desired
Melt a large knob of butter in the frying pan. Slice the potatoes if using and fry them in the butter until browned and sticking annoyingly to the pan. Add more butter. Beat the eggs with a little milk in the bowl, and tip them into the hot pan. Allow them to cook undisturbed for a minute, then try to turn over sections of the omelette one spatula at a time. Shuffle the resulting chunks of eggy potatoey goodness around a bit until cooked through. Flop onto plate. Reflect dizzily how lucky it was that you didn't throw up, as that is what this creation reminds you of. Put ketchup on it. Remember to get a knife and fork out of the drawer to eat it with. Serve with more water and a side of remorse.
4) Go back to bed to think about what you've done, and add some people on Facebook.